Racist science

In class today I had to explain to a girl what the difference between a cell and a stem cell was, here’s what I said:

Stem cells are like white kids, they can become whatever they want to be whereas normal cells are Asian kids, they are forced by their parents to become something specific like a doctor or lawyer

lpultimate1996
lpultimate1996:

Alright Bro’s, I need you all.
Please read this carefully. I tried to bring this project to life a long time ago, but unfortunately, nobody joined.
I hope that this time, there will be maaany more people joining. 

Deadline is september 15th. You can ask me questions on @RealStephano on Twitter. Unfortunately I’m not often on Tumblr.. But I hope this’ll work out. Let’s do it for Felix. (let’s hope he doesn’t see it, kinda want to surprise him :))

I hope you’ll join!!! BROFIST!

lpultimate1996:

Alright Bro’s, I need you all.
Please read this carefully. I tried to bring this project to life a long time ago, but unfortunately, nobody joined.
I hope that this time, there will be maaany more people joining.

Deadline is september 15th. You can ask me questions on @RealStephano on Twitter. Unfortunately I’m not often on Tumblr.. But I hope this’ll work out. Let’s do it for Felix. (let’s hope he doesn’t see it, kinda want to surprise him :))

I hope you’ll join!!! BROFIST!

Some of the English classes in my grade today had a poetry competition. Some kids did Shakespeare, some kids did poems they made up… And then there’s one kid that got up and recited the whole of Shrek is love, Shrek is life. None of the teachers knew what he was talking about so he managed not to get in trouble